Taking a drink

To drink or not to drink?
By Konstantin Ananin

- Eureka! We come from the moon!
- Hem! Again you drank vodka at noon.
Stupid ideas have come in hot weather!
- Don't interrupt. Let's think together.
The newly-weds have their
Honey moon somewhere.
- It's logical. Perhaps you didn't drink.
- But why the 'moon'? Only think!
In fact it must be 'the honey Earth'.
On the moon the human had its birth.
Once upon a time we came here.
- How much have you drunk?
______________________- A pint of beer.